Hm....when i drink i'm riding the Tour de France....after the Hilll comes the valley

Not at all.When someone is so drunk, that he is losing consciousness he wouldn´t realise that there is a paramedic...

He's gonna to say: Wouuoaaald youaaaa like touuuaaa dringk a beeeeaaaarrrrrrr

You have to drink Methanol then you'll get infusions with Ethanol.
Very cool if your health insurance pays your Ethanol

I only drink a bit of Ethanol, not to be drunk but of the good taste of some drinks like a Caipirinha or e.g. Blue Curacao with Bitter Lemon.

No Atropin

Well.....after 1-2 Litres of Gin Tonic or Asbach Cola u are god

Last week I had a funny idea, I think i'll try it at the next party.
First you have to drink a glas of vinegar. After that you have to put a lot of Sodiumcarbonate into a glas of warm water.
Now drink this "Auf-Ex". I don't think you can hold back this accumulation of gas ^^
I you can (Yes we can^^) i think you'll hear it about an half hour later at the other end of your body ^^

I´m afraid it would go another way and instead of hearing it you will see it on the carpet after a few seconds...

*Smile*

Well, I'm shure, in Spain, there will be some very nice girls

But you won't get anybody of them

Yeah but Sylt is also a good giwf-finding place
When I think of my last relationship, I will fetch a new girlfriend

Greets

Nico

Well..does anybody have some aspirine? too much alcohol

I have got Acetylsalicyl acid.
Extracted from Aspirin ....

I'VE got ginger tea and crispbread